Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Thor - 2011

So, yet another guy in tights walking out of Marvel Studios. Whats in that? There is.

Thor - The God of Thunder is the origin story of Thor saying What Thor is made of.

Thor after a fight with his father loses his godly powers, Mjolhnir his source-of-power hammer and his home, Asgard. He is thrown to the realm of puny little beings called Earth. The story is whether he regains his Mjohlnir, gets a girl, ass kick some minions, smooch the girlhard before climax fight and returns home with a Bang!. Though you may know the answer its worthy to spend money on it.

Chris Hemsworth - Ladies, Check out! He is the man.
Natalie Portman -   On screen just for us guys to look at and give a smooch to the Hero and for few funny scenes, surprisingly.

Yes, the movie had few funny moments sprinkled upon it. It brought some smiles and laughs in the theater. It makes you sit through the movie and enjoy.At some point, when Thor wields his hammer and suddenly a bolt of thunder streaks from the sky upon him, I nail bitingly expected/wanted him to proclaim loudly like, 'I am Thor, The God of Thunder'. It didn't. God! The Indian masala mind at its play.

And Graphics, of course. They had some intense graphics sequences as you can imagine and they were fantastic, of course! The graphics had the depth and existence on the screen. Especially when they movie around the space, you will feel like traveling in space. If this is for my 2D experience, imagine the 3D. Yup, I went for a 2D version. I can't afford 3D in PVR Bangalore parting with easily Rs.750. Whaddaya Think?
So, Thor is not a some excellent movie. It is quite an enjoyable movie.
Thor - The Grand Entertainer
People watch this movie, Captain America and Green Lantern to get ready for the 'Avengers' Next year.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Somebody explain this shit

Okay. I accept my mistake and apologize. There is a old saying in my place that, King punishes the very day, but God takes his time. I realize that. I take my penance. But this is too much. I mean, there is a limit to everything from Junk food to Justin Bieber. Oh no, I am not blaspheming against Justin Bieber, Respect. But, it was the start of everything. I never thought of it reaching this level. When I was tweeting about Justin Bieber, it was a joke. Now I know, you don't just make fun of the demigods. Now I got to see this. What is 'this'? Come on I don't have heart to explain this stuff. It is way to heavy stuff for my small brains.

Somebody please explain this shit!

Now, what was that! I thought Justin Bieber was bad. Now I understand why his fans tagged his tweets with #justinbieberisgod tag. They must have know the future. He is at least a demigod, when I see this girl. 'Partying, partying yeah.. Fun Fun Fun Fun, looking forward to the weekend'. Come on, what was that? The most worst part was, 'Yesterday was Thursday, Today it is Friday, Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards'. And the ways sings with her lips open like it has been stretched and tied to her ears. Now I started listening to 'Baby, Baby.. oh.. ooohhh...' wails of the boy. God, its better. They are comparing this 13-year old girl to Justin Bieber and this girl wants a duet with him. One warning Justin, if an idea of doing a duet with her arises in your mind, just kill yourself. It's honorable.


Harakiri, Good. Rebecca Black, Not good.

AAhh... It's always fun to rip on others... Sweet!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Ghost in my college urinal

I would always think to start like, 'Let me get to the point straight'. But, No, i don't do start like that way. I would love to beat around the bush.

Let me get this straight. Have you ever felt you were being followed when you walk in dark in some unfamiliar places? Have you felt some body breathing behind your neck when you access a deserted atm machine? Or have you tried outrunning something mysterious when you don't have a two-way switch and you had to turn off the light at the top of the stairs and come down in dark? or Have you had a toilet outside your home and you get an urge to piss at post midnight time (Walking hour recommended by ghost doctors for ghosts) but contemplated over going out in a scary night or wetting the bed? or have you ever expected a ghost somewhere when you watch some creepy realistic, drama genre movie? If you can relate to these stuff, you can proceed reading. Others, please get out sir. This blog is just for humans alive, not Zombies.

Now I use a funneling technique to take you to the next level. This way I can get from a broad view and  slowly narrow down to the issue in hand. Next set of question in depth now. Have you seen ghost movies? Hero will be checking out himself in mirror. But even after moving away, the image stays and winks at camera. hmm... Eerie? kay, second scenario. Hero presses the elevator button and waits. Nothing happens. He tortures the button to death. Still nothing. When he goes on to use stairs, the next guy just passes by and  the elevator reaches 'Dung' and opens... 'whoosh'. Chilling your spine a bit now? Wait. Why do I tell these obviously ghost situations? Yes, I'm coming there.

Now I visit the loo in my college. Its a plushly furnished toilet with sensor enabled urinals. Just when I enter the loo, a guy comes out after using a urinal and washing hands. So, I go in and use the urinal nearer to the one he used (Due to the territorial behavior no man uses the same or the one next to the urinal one which was used by other - Fact). And the urinal to the left of me suddenly flushes ~whoosh~. What would you think when somebody used went out and you were half way through and it flushes? That's not it. You may think it is due to the delayed sensor reaction. What if it flushes sometimes even if no body used and you were the first one to enter and use. Now, whaddaya feel? Scary? Or would you be normal when you were having your time in urinal after three straight hours of Financial Management,  with great sigh of relief, your face upwards, eyes closed in relaxation, it flushes, right in front of you ~SPLASH~ leaving wet spots in your pants. It HAUNTS!